Thursday, September 10, 2009

my life is an open book....(or should we say Facebook?)

okay i have to confess...i have been logging on to facebook occasionally....(excessive screaming from the other end of the phone line)... Don't be mad at me please..i had a lotta free time in the past week...i was bored! (excessive screaming with a few swear words thrown in) ...I know that's not any justification for me to stoop to that level i know...But you gotta let me explain why i did that for...( click...engage tone).
(phone ringing) Hello?.....hello?!...ok you can't just ignore me, I am on the line and obviously you picked up the damn phone! (long pause) .... Okay here's the thing...There s all this hype about facebook that I had started feeling left out! there, I said it. Are you happy now? (still long pause)...Honey you gotta atleast talk to me...c'mon.....(mumbled voice)....No baby I've not changed! I still believe it sucks!
(no offence to avid facebookers....just trying to save my ass) (uh facebook rocks...it's totally cool man)
ENOUGH.....
Now coming to the reason as to why i log onto facebook nowadays is that i'm amazed at how bored and lonely people actually are! or just that they're getting paid too much to be doing too little..."company ka maal dariya mein daal!" types.
What's nerve-wracking is that everyone has something or the other they wanna share....in the name of status updates i've read some of the most bizarre lines!

Mansi Roy"the ugly truth"great movie.
Bhushan Singh doesn't like the idea of a working weekend.
Dharam Parikh had a blast last nite
Sapnna Patel is ready to go home from work wish today was saturday..
Anita Hassanandani Interesting things at work :) enjoying them thoroughly...new to learn....loads of fun....keeps me going...like they say....there is no age limit for learning new things!
Mehul Shah is going to Delhi for a day...
Kunal R S waiting at the airport and killing time on my blackberry...

(the names have been changed to protect their identities , but the updates are very real!)

So you see what i mean? if not then you're probably better off surfing the site where you can share with all your friends
and their friends
and friends of your friend's friends
and people who you may know cos they're friends of your friend's friend's dad
that "you .....feel like scratching your bum!"

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