Monday, May 25, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
EXIT TO LONAVLA 1000 METERS.
I feel that in life we use the words love and hate too frivolously...don't ya think?
oooo i lovve those donuts...or i hate vidya balan...or i love your hair cut...or i hate this movie....etc
these are intense emotions my friend....one must use their discretion while using them.
One must use them where it really is required...like how i'm about to use it.
I lovve the idea of taking off for the weekend but I Hate the option of driving down to Lonavla!
ya...you heard me. I know that most of you have strong attachments to that place, especially coz as kids all of us have been fooled by our parents at one point or another that they're taking us on a holiday ...while all they were doing was taking us to a glorified pit stop...with chikkis as their greatest tourist attraction.
I strongly feel that Lonavla and it's maternal cousin Khandala are taking themselves a bit too seriously..they have misunderstood us Bombayites (now known as Mumbaikars ...which i personally feel sounds like the name of your part time maid). We have always been kind to them. Like while on our trips, to more important places , we always stopped by at lonavla's or Khandala's to take a leak or have a cup of coffee or something. It was our way of saying hello and being nice to a bathroom attendent. you know like when you ask your domestic help about their well being. but you don't want them to act all pricey the next time just cos you were being nice! that's exactly what's happened .... LONAVLA HAS DEVELOPED AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM!!!
What bothers me about all this is that it's barely a station....it's a stopover between two places! It is on a slight bump , but certainly does not qualify to be called a Hill station!
All the money that we've been giving these two bumps on the topography of Maharashtra , as tips, you know for using their rest rooms and shit, has gone to their head! They believe they have their own little economy that is not a part of our National economy.
Accomodation in lonavla could put you back by a cool 22,ooo/- for a room!
My question is "why the Fuck would i pay 20k to spend a night in the bathroom!?!?"
I wish i could get Mt. Fiji to come and kick lonavla in it's nuts!
oooo i lovve those donuts...or i hate vidya balan...or i love your hair cut...or i hate this movie....etc
these are intense emotions my friend....one must use their discretion while using them.
One must use them where it really is required...like how i'm about to use it.
I lovve the idea of taking off for the weekend but I Hate the option of driving down to Lonavla!
ya...you heard me. I know that most of you have strong attachments to that place, especially coz as kids all of us have been fooled by our parents at one point or another that they're taking us on a holiday ...while all they were doing was taking us to a glorified pit stop...with chikkis as their greatest tourist attraction.
I strongly feel that Lonavla and it's maternal cousin Khandala are taking themselves a bit too seriously..they have misunderstood us Bombayites (now known as Mumbaikars ...which i personally feel sounds like the name of your part time maid). We have always been kind to them. Like while on our trips, to more important places , we always stopped by at lonavla's or Khandala's to take a leak or have a cup of coffee or something. It was our way of saying hello and being nice to a bathroom attendent. you know like when you ask your domestic help about their well being. but you don't want them to act all pricey the next time just cos you were being nice! that's exactly what's happened .... LONAVLA HAS DEVELOPED AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM!!!
What bothers me about all this is that it's barely a station....it's a stopover between two places! It is on a slight bump , but certainly does not qualify to be called a Hill station!
All the money that we've been giving these two bumps on the topography of Maharashtra , as tips, you know for using their rest rooms and shit, has gone to their head! They believe they have their own little economy that is not a part of our National economy.
Accomodation in lonavla could put you back by a cool 22,ooo/- for a room!
My question is "why the Fuck would i pay 20k to spend a night in the bathroom!?!?"
I wish i could get Mt. Fiji to come and kick lonavla in it's nuts!
i'd rather put in an extra 6k and fly my ass down to Goa! atleast i can treat myself to a vacation in a place that extends beyond 10 kms in length , and has sunny beaches rather than walnut fudge as their tourist attraction!
Well i'm sure Time will teach those two retarded cousins a lesson. Until then i ain't peeing in lonavla for a long time!
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