Shoe be doo be doo!

so what's new ppl? how are you'll hangin'? and more importantly why are you'll hangin'? well whatever floats your boat. (i never get these phrases...well if it ain't water that's floating Your boat , then you got some serious problems my friend!)
Moving on...so have you'll been getting your daily dose of da news nowadays? well if not then i bet you're missing out buddy. It's more fun than it has ever been! the morning newspaper is a testament of how everyone seems to be losing "it". By "it" I do not mean their virginity (although I wish that was the case) I mean their sanity!

But still Shoe makers have never had it better! Their creations are the buzz word in the present highly charged political scenario.
Shoes are flying all over the place! Maybe shoe manufacturers ought to come out with a special line of shoes......Comfortable to wear and convenient to throw!

like for instance a pair of glitzy silver sneakers with elastic laces, which could double up as a slingshot for maximum force! meant to be thrown at celebrities only.

or a formal black leather pair with a heel that can be used for a firm grip to be thrown at high level politicians and industrialists....or even a line of chappals made out of broomsticks to be hurled at these so called babas and sadhus.

Mr. Bush has once again set off yet another ridiculously strange chain of events ...
We all know a lil bit about the "throwees"....but what about the "throwers"? what floats their boat?
throwing one shoe at the people who piss them off. what do they do with the other one? we all know that one shoe ain't good for anyone. unless they like to hop. Maybe that's where the phrase "hopping mad" came from! who knows?

I think ppl have resorted to throwing shoes coz justice is very delayed in our country, hence instead of the more common phase "i'll sue you !" ppl now are saying "i'll shoe you!" hahaha
(Pj.)

Now what can the helpless throwees do, in order to protect themselves from these flying manifestations of frustration? these unforeseen seemingly harmless but potentially disastrous turn of events?.....................my suggestion before getting up on any stage they should get themselves "catchers" you know Indian cricket team rejects and give them an official post .... they can be called the Shoe stoppers! hahahahahaha (Pj2.)

now before you guys can shoe me away...i mean boo me away i better stoop. i mean stop.

in other news, angry motorists are shooting in the air, pole dancers are turning spiritual dancers for the Pope, and Samajwadi party is standing for reducing the use of computers and the English language! Not so Mulayam this party manifesto!
why would we wanna elect someone like that????? and how can a person who is called Mulayam do anything?
This is Mulayam speaking.... stop using that laptop now!!!


~~oooooo i'm scared already~~

main insane nahin!

have you noticed how technology has made it possible for people with a mental condition to roam free??!! this brilliant observation happened coz today i saw this lady standing at a bus stop, no one on either side of her, wildly gesticulating her hands and talking. this obviously looked strange but no one was really giving her a second look coz it's not an uncommon sight.we see people talking by themselves all the time, while driving or walking in a park or on the streets. Yes you got that right she was probably talking on her phone. So what i realised was that I would never be able to tell the difference between a a stock broker trying to sell his shares on the phone before the markets close or a mad man! The only thing that would probably separate the two would be a thin wire running across his torso. That wire...my friend... is an important line...it's the line that defines one's sanity!
isn't that wired? oops ! i meant wierd.