Phoney business of advertising

According to me there are 3 kinds of ads....


Good, Bad and Ughly.


Currently on television there are two major telecom brands hammering their ads on every possible satellite frequency...Yes you guessed it right. Airtel and Idea.


Why i write about this is coz even if you try really really hard you can't escape these ads. It's on every channel and after every ten minutes literally.


Idea= good!


Airtel=ughly!


why you ask?


Well no reasoning required for the Idea campaign being good. It's pretty obvious. Idea ads promote the idea of education in rural India and definitely gets the message across in a sweet manner. With a hummable jingle I might add.


And the Airtel ad reminds me of just one thing really..You wanna know what?


Vidya Balan's hands! I could go on and on about how much her hands disturb me, but I won't.


In every ad you can't help but notice em.


Besides it propagates the idea of men being inefficient and lazy, which I find objectionable.


"papa ko paise bheje?" ............. "table laga do, salad bana do, covers chadha do".............."phone bill bhara?"


In the next ad i wanna hear the guy say " ye haath mujhe de de Vidyaa!"


"What an Idea sirji"





WHile on the subject let me get a social message on board....


Do not use your mobile phones while driving!!!





I can't follow you everywhere!

(courtesy world wide web)

joke (not mine) (( but funny ))

A MBA and a Bcom go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the Bcom wakes his MBA friend. " look up at the sky and tell me what you see.
"The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The Bcom is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

tank full = bank gul ! ! !

gooooooooooooood morniinnnnnng mumbai!

hamara aaj ka topic hai - kya aap inflation se tez hain??
agar aap ka jawab hai "Nahinnnn" to apne mobile par type kijiye "Nahinnn" aur bhej dijiye
kisi bhi number par.
Phir kuchh der baad aapko us number se phone ya sms zaroor ayega.
Magar aap kuchh jeet nahin payenge kyunki aapka jawab bahut common hai aur aap ek mango man hain. yaani ki aam aadmi aur mango season khatam ho gaya hai ch#@tiye.

Lekin....agar aap ka jawab hai "haan" to apne mobile se mujhe phone zaroor karna haan. Bhoolna mat.
>>>>>>>>Hamare aaj ke sawaal ke sponsors hain "Lux cozy" (That's the only garment that we can afford! )<<<<<<<<<< color="#ff0000">thi.