coming of age? what does that phrase mean? it's a relatively loose term. it could mean different things at different stages in one's life. At the stage that I am currently.....coming of age means not cringing at the possibility of maybe having to dye. (i hope i got that spelling right!)
I'm only on the brink of being a young adult (all of 31 yrs 11 mts and 9 days) and have stopped feeling bad if things don't go as per plan...coz hey sometimes they don't. in fact if i had a tomb stone it would read - SHIT HAPPENS!
well age also brings with it a lot of depth. yeah...what's that all about. it's like you're scraping the bottom of you're soul and finding layers that you never knew existed. Hence you start feeling all wise and shit. You really wanna be there for people and dispense advice and even if you have none you won't quit, coz hey now that they know that you're older you must have certain pearls of wisdom to dish out every now and then , so you go for safe classic lines. like this too shall pass...or whatever happens, happens for the best...
So you're this wiser more matured and experienced person now. Until one day an insignificant fuck of an insect comes along and gives you a disease that takes everything out of you for a good 2 weeks! Kehte hain-ek machhar aadmi jo hijra bana deta hai!
But i choose to change that dialogue to ek machhar aadmi ko ek sasta china made handset bana deta hai!
coz man your body heats up involuntarily to burning point even if u speak for a minute, you look like all your functions are ok untill you try going to pee and almost feel like a shockwave just ran through your murugadoss, your batteries need to be recharged every hour (by burying yourself under all the possible blankets/bedsheets/quilts/rajais possible)(and making a couple of relatives sit on top of that heap) but the damn vibration caused by the inefficiency is enough to shake em all!
ya so basically i look good on the outside , but my insides are as useless as a chinese mobile handset right now.
(beep)
BATTERY LOW.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Sunday, March 1, 2009
one day i went to watch a movie.....it changed me forever.
anyone seen Dilli 6?
my deepest condolences.
i won't observe 2 mins silence cos then u'll start imagining a Ramleela scene.
what was that by the way? or rather why was there so much of it?
so clearly Rakeysh had a bad childhood. he loves jalebis and pigeons. has a fetish for monkeys (preferably black in colour). and cyrus sahukar and atul kulkarni. Atul i can understand, but cyrus sahukar?
alternative names for the movie:
1) Dilli sux
2) silly 6
3) shag the monkey
4) oh monkey i love you
5) getting funky with a monkey
6) ek bandar mere gaand ke andar!
bas.
and as for abhishek, i wanna ask him just one question:-
WHY you gotta hip hop to genda fool man?
my deepest condolences.
i won't observe 2 mins silence cos then u'll start imagining a Ramleela scene.
what was that by the way? or rather why was there so much of it?
so clearly Rakeysh had a bad childhood. he loves jalebis and pigeons. has a fetish for monkeys (preferably black in colour). and cyrus sahukar and atul kulkarni. Atul i can understand, but cyrus sahukar?
alternative names for the movie:
1) Dilli sux
2) silly 6
3) shag the monkey
4) oh monkey i love you
5) getting funky with a monkey
6) ek bandar mere gaand ke andar!
bas.
and as for abhishek, i wanna ask him just one question:-
WHY you gotta hip hop to genda fool man?
he nose it all!
i know it's a lil rude but doesn't Om Puri's nose bother anyone else?
it's just that when u're on such a big screen it's hard not to look at it's texture. i always try to find the goodness in all people, but it's right there! i mean his nose can be described using the words from a durex commercial........."large and dotted for exxxtra pleasure!"
i know i'm mentally unsound but screw that shit.
whenever you feel the need to talk about the unsightliness of Alok Nath's hands....eeeeeeeeeeee
..................eeeeeeeeeeeeee..........continues.....................eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.............call me.
it's just that when u're on such a big screen it's hard not to look at it's texture. i always try to find the goodness in all people, but it's right there! i mean his nose can be described using the words from a durex commercial........."large and dotted for exxxtra pleasure!"
i know i'm mentally unsound but screw that shit.
whenever you feel the need to talk about the unsightliness of Alok Nath's hands....eeeeeeeeeeee
..................eeeeeeeeeeeeee..........continues.....................eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.............call me.
inhi LOGO ne....
is it just me or have the number of cars with their logos missing increased manifold?
is it possible that these logos are just falling off?
is it just me who has extra time to notice things like these or have you noticed it too?
is it possible for me to continue writing this piece with sentences starting with "is it"?
is it a fact that you haven't shaved you're armpits in a while?
is it possible to be "happily married"?
is it normal to have gas for more than a day inspite of trying to fart?
is it possible to make a worse film than Dilli 6?
is it???!!!
ok now i'm bored of the is its so we shall variate our style of writing.
coming back to my brilliant observational skills.....the number of cars without their logos is increasing rapidly on the streets of mumbai. it's such a small thing but completely ruins the look of the car. if you are passionate about cars then u'll know what i'm saying...if not.... then u're probably better off knitting a sweater for u're cat, who by the way should never get on top of cars.
so i know that these logos are stolen by tiny school boys in the by lanes of Shivaji Park. i know cos i've seen them do it there.
anyways hum logo ko kya farak padta hai !
Conclusion:-
looking at a car without a logo is like looking at a beautiful woman without teeth!!
is it possible that these logos are just falling off?
is it just me who has extra time to notice things like these or have you noticed it too?
is it possible for me to continue writing this piece with sentences starting with "is it"?
is it a fact that you haven't shaved you're armpits in a while?
is it possible to be "happily married"?
is it normal to have gas for more than a day inspite of trying to fart?
is it possible to make a worse film than Dilli 6?
is it???!!!
ok now i'm bored of the is its so we shall variate our style of writing.
coming back to my brilliant observational skills.....the number of cars without their logos is increasing rapidly on the streets of mumbai. it's such a small thing but completely ruins the look of the car. if you are passionate about cars then u'll know what i'm saying...if not.... then u're probably better off knitting a sweater for u're cat, who by the way should never get on top of cars.
so i know that these logos are stolen by tiny school boys in the by lanes of Shivaji Park. i know cos i've seen them do it there.
anyways hum logo ko kya farak padta hai !
Conclusion:-
looking at a car without a logo is like looking at a beautiful woman without teeth!!
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