Sunday, August 31, 2008
Howcome?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Thursday, August 21, 2008
I don't give a SHIT!
having just recovered from a bout of diarrhea, I have learnt one thing for sure
"ki maut aur tatti kahin bhi aur kabhi bhi aa sakte hain!"
Yes it's that certainty of life that we all must learn to accept, no matter how difficult it may
be. For those of you who got in late :
"Diarrhea is loose, watery stools. A person with diarrhea typically passes stool more than three times a day. People with diarrhea may pass more than a quart of stool a day. "
In fact it's such a common feature in our lives that we even gave it a "pet name" loosies :0)
So cute , such a harmless sounding word to describe a condition which can take a person to the very edge of sanity!
Another unpleasant observation when you get the "loosies" is - farts can be tricky.... yea you heard me! It's not always what you see (smell) is what you get! Sometimes you can get more than you asked for!
that's right. I said it.
So basically after you've gone to the loo 6 to 7 times in like 7 mins you start talking to yourself (on the pot) coz by then you've read the news paper... backwards and also the directions to use on your shampoo bottle. You start to wonder about everything that you might have eaten in the last 48 hours and it's almost definite that you'll come up with a particular food item that has caused you this misery! It's human nature . You need to have something to blame. "I knew i should'nt have eaten that quiche! ! grr damn that quiche! I'm never eating that quiche again!
So after you've recovered from this bout of acute diarrhea life slowly starts getting back on track...you've put the ghosts of your GASTROENTERITIS behind you.
your smiling again and are at a friend's party...and all you can think of is "Bring me some quiche!"
"ki maut aur tatti kahin bhi aur kabhi bhi aa sakte hain!"
Yes it's that certainty of life that we all must learn to accept, no matter how difficult it may
be. For those of you who got in late :
"Diarrhea is loose, watery stools. A person with diarrhea typically passes stool more than three times a day. People with diarrhea may pass more than a quart of stool a day. "
In fact it's such a common feature in our lives that we even gave it a "pet name" loosies :0)
So cute , such a harmless sounding word to describe a condition which can take a person to the very edge of sanity!
Another unpleasant observation when you get the "loosies" is - farts can be tricky.... yea you heard me! It's not always what you see (smell) is what you get! Sometimes you can get more than you asked for!
that's right. I said it.
So basically after you've gone to the loo 6 to 7 times in like 7 mins you start talking to yourself (on the pot) coz by then you've read the news paper... backwards and also the directions to use on your shampoo bottle. You start to wonder about everything that you might have eaten in the last 48 hours and it's almost definite that you'll come up with a particular food item that has caused you this misery! It's human nature . You need to have something to blame. "I knew i should'nt have eaten that quiche! ! grr damn that quiche! I'm never eating that quiche again!
So after you've recovered from this bout of acute diarrhea life slowly starts getting back on track...you've put the ghosts of your GASTROENTERITIS behind you.
your smiling again and are at a friend's party...and all you can think of is "Bring me some quiche!"
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Lo Main aa gaya!
hello everyone! what's going on and how have you been? long time man! well now that we're done with our pleasantries we may commence this never ending joyride of you reading about my innermost thoughts laid out for you in the outermost form, carefully worded to just about pass the censor boards and packaged to sound slightly less gory and slightly more sophisticated than it actually is.Phew that was a long sentence.
Well the reason for this long hiatus is that in the past few weeks i have travelled far and wide to explore different cultures, way of life and food. Now I am ready to share all those experiences with you. In my endeavour to enrich the lives of those i touch (not literally) it is my moral responsibility to tell you'll that amongst all the states i have been in, it is the state of happiness that's most important. You must visit it as often as you can. wah. how deep are we?
While i was away we had received a lotta complaints and suggestions. Well there were more complaints (3 nos.) than suggestions(1 no.)
we have come up with suitable responses:-
Complaint:- there isn't any parking available outside the charryon office! grr
Response:- Dear sir, we work from a tiny office that is situated in the basement of an old building.(we can't stoop any lower). We do not have access to sunlight/fresh air/cell phone network. We have to keep our phones near the ceiling fan to be able to receive calls and don't even get me started on how we answer them. So unless you are visiting us to invest/donate funds or make us an offer that we can't refuse, please do not be disappointed if we can't offer you a parking space!
Complaint:- you all are a bunch of losers! :p
Response:- Dear sir, bc,mc,mkc,gkl.
Suggestion:- Charan i think you should go see someone. There is nothing wrong with that. I'm sure you can come out of it.
Response:- Dear well-wisher. I did go see someone at your behest. I beleived you when you said there is nothing wrong with that. But then my wife found out. And she beat the crap outta me. Now i find it very hard to sit on 1 bum and type with just one finger.
Please keep those hate mails coming. It gives us a lotta encouragement and more importantly ..it gives us something to do:-)
(partially begged/borrowed/stolen from www.happilyunmarried.com )
Well the reason for this long hiatus is that in the past few weeks i have travelled far and wide to explore different cultures, way of life and food. Now I am ready to share all those experiences with you. In my endeavour to enrich the lives of those i touch (not literally) it is my moral responsibility to tell you'll that amongst all the states i have been in, it is the state of happiness that's most important. You must visit it as often as you can. wah. how deep are we?
While i was away we had received a lotta complaints and suggestions. Well there were more complaints (3 nos.) than suggestions(1 no.)
we have come up with suitable responses:-
Complaint:- there isn't any parking available outside the charryon office! grr
Response:- Dear sir, we work from a tiny office that is situated in the basement of an old building.(we can't stoop any lower). We do not have access to sunlight/fresh air/cell phone network. We have to keep our phones near the ceiling fan to be able to receive calls and don't even get me started on how we answer them. So unless you are visiting us to invest/donate funds or make us an offer that we can't refuse, please do not be disappointed if we can't offer you a parking space!
Complaint:- you all are a bunch of losers! :p
Response:- Dear sir, bc,mc,mkc,gkl.
Suggestion:- Charan i think you should go see someone. There is nothing wrong with that. I'm sure you can come out of it.
Response:- Dear well-wisher. I did go see someone at your behest. I beleived you when you said there is nothing wrong with that. But then my wife found out. And she beat the crap outta me. Now i find it very hard to sit on 1 bum and type with just one finger.
Please keep those hate mails coming. It gives us a lotta encouragement and more importantly ..it gives us something to do:-)
(partially begged/borrowed/stolen from www.happilyunmarried.com )
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