Ho Ho Ho!
eh don't get me wrong i ain't suggesting that you re a Ho, babe....i'm just trying to do the Santa talk!
and by Santa i mean Mr. Claus, not the sardar on mtv.
see the thing is i have woken up to the ugly truth of my paunch going to town!
anyho's .... I want to mark this day on this space right here to make a declaration to myself...that the next time i blog will be the day when things are under A control. I mean the day my tummy will tuck i will come here and do the bak bak.....in other words jab tak rahega mera pet, yeh blog hoga thoda late!
Inconvenience is regretted But work is in fact now in progress! (written just after a meal of steamed lady finger and salad)
So i wanna send a shout out to all ma ugly fat brothers out there! Let's show em how it's done!
Losing weight can also be fun.....we ll have the chai without the bun....enjoy the thought of biryani over a run....etc.
(the good part is that in all probability by the time i return the promos of Radio will be off air and so will the movie. the deep irritation that the rushes of the said movie stirs within me is quite intense. in fact i can't even pin point as to what triggers off the irritation. All i can say is that it's complicated! (yuk)
Monday, November 16, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
magar tumhare baalon ko sahi poshan kaise milega?
i'm 32. married. no kids. healthy apetite. good bowel movement. decent looking. socially acceptable. occasional gas problem. sleep well. don't sleep around. like food. over eat most of the times. passionate about all of the above ( except the gas ofcourse).
there i've given you a fair idea of me as a person. i should have a lotta friends right?
well i don't!
i mean i do have like 4 really good friends. maybe 5. or 7.
(yes you were an after thought. ) (but you were there in my list!) (you really should'nt be feeling happy about making it to this list.....even indion idol rejects have a shot at being my friends) (or the cast and crew of uttaran!)
but you know like these are my friends since the days when they din't have much of a choice but to befriend me. like in school and stuff where you feel lost if you don't have anyone to hang around with. it's like a place where 2 losers seek each other out , almost naturally.
moving on.....
my stomach is taking on shapes that i never thought were possible! just when i feel like this is the maximum it can expand given my food and beverage intake...it surprises me. now it's not only rounded it's taken on a ellipse ish kind of shape. it's nice as a bean bag for pups but really gets in the way of looking hot and smashing. The only thing that i'm smashin nowadays are pumpkins that i accidently step on!
(that was a joke)
get it?(smashing pumpkins) (the band?) (duh..)
The rate at which my shirt buttons pop out when i sit cud easily qualify me as the next king of pop!
i just realised that at the end of this post you might think of me as a fat friendless guy?????
NAHINNNNNNN
Don't read too much into this blog post ...i'm not writing to sell myself as a good and decent human being to be friends with, nor am i complaing about my sudden inexplicable weight gain.....i'm just killing time. And you. with soft movements of my fingers.
(another joke)
get it? ( as in killing you softly, with ma fingers)hahahahaha (2nd time duh..)
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Charan ...you are so talented..why don't you do something with your life?
But what can i do? ppl don't take me seriously.
why is that so?
I guess coz i come across as a spoilt lazy bum.
is that true?
well i am a lil spoilt...and quite lazy. But i'm definitely not a bum!
would you agree that you waste a lotta time?
No. Never!
ha ha ha ha.....can i solve any of your problems?
not really...
why the f$#k you talking to me then! Go do some work!
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PROVERB
Home is where the heart is......or so they say.
well according to me home is where you can scratch exactly where it itches & fart without looking around!
HENCE
for me home to me is where the fart is!
Eno anyone?
there i've given you a fair idea of me as a person. i should have a lotta friends right?
well i don't!
i mean i do have like 4 really good friends. maybe 5. or 7.
(yes you were an after thought. ) (but you were there in my list!) (you really should'nt be feeling happy about making it to this list.....even indion idol rejects have a shot at being my friends) (or the cast and crew of uttaran!)
but you know like these are my friends since the days when they din't have much of a choice but to befriend me. like in school and stuff where you feel lost if you don't have anyone to hang around with. it's like a place where 2 losers seek each other out , almost naturally.
moving on.....
my stomach is taking on shapes that i never thought were possible! just when i feel like this is the maximum it can expand given my food and beverage intake...it surprises me. now it's not only rounded it's taken on a ellipse ish kind of shape. it's nice as a bean bag for pups but really gets in the way of looking hot and smashing. The only thing that i'm smashin nowadays are pumpkins that i accidently step on!
(that was a joke)
get it?(smashing pumpkins) (the band?) (duh..)
The rate at which my shirt buttons pop out when i sit cud easily qualify me as the next king of pop!
i just realised that at the end of this post you might think of me as a fat friendless guy?????
NAHINNNNNNN
Don't read too much into this blog post ...i'm not writing to sell myself as a good and decent human being to be friends with, nor am i complaing about my sudden inexplicable weight gain.....i'm just killing time. And you. with soft movements of my fingers.
(another joke)
get it? ( as in killing you softly, with ma fingers)hahahahaha (2nd time duh..)
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PROVERB
Home is where the heart is......or so they say.
well according to me home is where you can scratch exactly where it itches & fart without looking around!
HENCE
for me home to me is where the fart is!
Eno anyone?
Monday, November 9, 2009
ajab charan ki gajab kahani...thodi nayee aur kafee purani
Every single woman at some point in the Spring of her physical youth sighs and says "all the good men are either married or gay!"
well it's true....We Are...(PS i'm married...not gay) (not that i'm prejudiced or anything just clarifying cos can't send out the wrong message to all my female fans ) (i'm totally into women) (by women i meant my wife) (ya right) (he he) (i din't mean that) (ouch) (long pause)
Speaking of Gay....does enjoying an occasional afternoon's episode of ellen degeneres (artist formerly known as Oprah) border on being Gay? Not that i'm speaking of myself you know it's just for the benefit of those men who do prefer to mix it up a bit. switching between the latest action flick and an afternoon chat show with Dolly Parton as the main guest..(how the hell does she not have a back problem carrying two 1 litre jugs full of silicon milk around !?!)
Anyways it's been a while that i've written ...not that anyone cares or notices but in my head i like to feel like i have an audience. Helps keeping it Real.
Speaking of real...i saw Ajab Gajab last nite...and it was a real lame and dated attempt at comedy.it felt like the director was trying to regain his lost glory of andaz apna apna days.esp since that movie din't do well at the time but went on to be more famous afterwards. It made me wonder when was the last time i saw a good hindi comedy....??? anyone? i could'nt think of even one in the last couple of years! which is shocking, and a lil upsetting almost. What does a director need to hold the audience's attention for just two and a half hours? Why do they always lose the plot? Do they actually watch a movie as a whole in one sitting after making it? or is it just about getting the buzz going , selecting good locations, having good music and creating some scandal to promote the film? i think the economics over rule the content here. Which is sad. cos films are supposed to be a creative enterprise before an economic one. I'm not denying the importance of the latter as long as it remains the second most important aspect of making a film.
charry on recommends watching the promos of the film rather than the entire film...cos the best scenes are all shown in the trailers. There i saved you a lotta time and money. now you owe me a drink for every movie you decide not to watch.
well it's true....We Are...(PS i'm married...not gay) (not that i'm prejudiced or anything just clarifying cos can't send out the wrong message to all my female fans ) (i'm totally into women) (by women i meant my wife) (ya right) (he he) (i din't mean that) (ouch) (long pause)
Speaking of Gay....does enjoying an occasional afternoon's episode of ellen degeneres (artist formerly known as Oprah) border on being Gay? Not that i'm speaking of myself you know it's just for the benefit of those men who do prefer to mix it up a bit. switching between the latest action flick and an afternoon chat show with Dolly Parton as the main guest..(how the hell does she not have a back problem carrying two 1 litre jugs full of silicon milk around !?!)
Anyways it's been a while that i've written ...not that anyone cares or notices but in my head i like to feel like i have an audience. Helps keeping it Real.
Speaking of real...i saw Ajab Gajab last nite...and it was a real lame and dated attempt at comedy.it felt like the director was trying to regain his lost glory of andaz apna apna days.esp since that movie din't do well at the time but went on to be more famous afterwards. It made me wonder when was the last time i saw a good hindi comedy....??? anyone? i could'nt think of even one in the last couple of years! which is shocking, and a lil upsetting almost. What does a director need to hold the audience's attention for just two and a half hours? Why do they always lose the plot? Do they actually watch a movie as a whole in one sitting after making it? or is it just about getting the buzz going , selecting good locations, having good music and creating some scandal to promote the film? i think the economics over rule the content here. Which is sad. cos films are supposed to be a creative enterprise before an economic one. I'm not denying the importance of the latter as long as it remains the second most important aspect of making a film.
charry on recommends watching the promos of the film rather than the entire film...cos the best scenes are all shown in the trailers. There i saved you a lotta time and money. now you owe me a drink for every movie you decide not to watch.
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