ajab charan ki gajab kahani...thodi nayee aur kafee purani

Every single woman at some point in the Spring of her physical youth sighs and says "all the good men are either married or gay!"
well it's true....We Are...(PS i'm married...not gay) (not that i'm prejudiced or anything just clarifying cos can't send out the wrong message to all my female fans ) (i'm totally into women) (by women i meant my wife) (ya right) (he he) (i din't mean that) (ouch) (long pause)
Speaking of Gay....does enjoying an occasional afternoon's episode of ellen degeneres (artist formerly known as Oprah) border on being Gay? Not that i'm speaking of myself you know it's just for the benefit of those men who do prefer to mix it up a bit. switching between the latest action flick and an afternoon chat show with Dolly Parton as the main guest..(how the hell does she not have a back problem carrying two 1 litre jugs full of silicon milk around !?!)
Anyways it's been a while that i've written ...not that anyone cares or notices but in my head i like to feel like i have an audience. Helps keeping it Real.
Speaking of real...i saw Ajab Gajab last nite...and it was a real lame and dated attempt at comedy.it felt like the director was trying to regain his lost glory of andaz apna apna days.esp since that movie din't do well at the time but went on to be more famous afterwards. It made me wonder when was the last time i saw a good hindi comedy....??? anyone? i could'nt think of even one in the last couple of years! which is shocking, and a lil upsetting almost. What does a director need to hold the audience's attention for just two and a half hours? Why do they always lose the plot? Do they actually watch a movie as a whole in one sitting after making it? or is it just about getting the buzz going , selecting good locations, having good music and creating some scandal to promote the film? i think the economics over rule the content here. Which is sad. cos films are supposed to be a creative enterprise before an economic one. I'm not denying the importance of the latter as long as it remains the second most important aspect of making a film.
charry on recommends watching the promos of the film rather than the entire film...cos the best scenes are all shown in the trailers. There i saved you a lotta time and money. now you owe me a drink for every movie you decide not to watch.