u wanna know what's Victoria's secret?

Normally the disclaimers are at the end of any article...why is that so? Isn't it like saying something that might be offensive but going ahead and saying it anyway just cos you can add 2 lines at the end saying that it's not supposed to rub someone the wrong way?
it's like i can shit in your hat,but you can't sue me cos i will claim that i just tried to make it fit your head better!
so now i'm gonna shake things up a bit here.....the order will now be reversed....forever..forever(echoes)
THE DISCLAIMER
i am not a sexist/classist/racist/m.c.p or belong to any cult. i would like to think of myself as a person who deeply respects women and loves them (in all shapes and sizes.) i would never objectify them or treat them as sex objects and they're definitely not the weaker sex in my opinion.They are smarter better looking and have a more balanced understanding of situations than men and most animals.

okay having said all that i am free....freee to say what i want without offending my (female only )readers.
what is it with men and boobs? what is it that makes all the faculties of a man go all fuzzy when faced with a pair of great tits?why do we remember speed boats when looking at a deep cleavage?why do the lyrics of a popular song go as"everybody needs a bosom for a pillow"?
they say staring at breasts can actually add years to a man's life!
i can't think of a single male body part that can add anything to anyone's life...we have no magical body parts(except one). Thats it. and the only magical power that it has is to double up as a brain when erotically charged. and it does do tricks for few very special people only.
but boobs, they have a more universal appeal. You can become really famous if you own a pair of good looking jugs! like a movie star or a pop icon...you don't even need acting skills or a good voice you just need the right bra!
men on the other hand have to atleast own a Harley to be famous.(locally)

i guess i'll never really figure out a man's boob fixation....and what can't be fought must be endured. (deep sigh) so i guess i'll go now and to all the men out there there's only one thing i'd like to say............."all the breast my friend!"

my life is an open book....(or should we say Facebook?)

okay i have to confess...i have been logging on to facebook occasionally....(excessive screaming from the other end of the phone line)... Don't be mad at me please..i had a lotta free time in the past week...i was bored! (excessive screaming with a few swear words thrown in) ...I know that's not any justification for me to stoop to that level i know...But you gotta let me explain why i did that for...( click...engage tone).
(phone ringing) Hello?.....hello?!...ok you can't just ignore me, I am on the line and obviously you picked up the damn phone! (long pause) .... Okay here's the thing...There s all this hype about facebook that I had started feeling left out! there, I said it. Are you happy now? (still long pause)...Honey you gotta atleast talk to me...c'mon.....(mumbled voice)....No baby I've not changed! I still believe it sucks!
(no offence to avid facebookers....just trying to save my ass) (uh facebook rocks...it's totally cool man)
ENOUGH.....
Now coming to the reason as to why i log onto facebook nowadays is that i'm amazed at how bored and lonely people actually are! or just that they're getting paid too much to be doing too little..."company ka maal dariya mein daal!" types.
What's nerve-wracking is that everyone has something or the other they wanna share....in the name of status updates i've read some of the most bizarre lines!

Mansi Roy"the ugly truth"great movie.
Bhushan Singh doesn't like the idea of a working weekend.
Dharam Parikh had a blast last nite
Sapnna Patel is ready to go home from work wish today was saturday..
Anita Hassanandani Interesting things at work :) enjoying them thoroughly...new to learn....loads of fun....keeps me going...like they say....there is no age limit for learning new things!
Mehul Shah is going to Delhi for a day...
Kunal R S waiting at the airport and killing time on my blackberry...

(the names have been changed to protect their identities , but the updates are very real!)

So you see what i mean? if not then you're probably better off surfing the site where you can share with all your friends
and their friends
and friends of your friend's friends
and people who you may know cos they're friends of your friend's friend's dad
that "you .....feel like scratching your bum!"