and the Pressure is on...

ever since I can remember, I pretty much do things the same way day in and day out..you know in terms of daily habits and routine stuff. Like I'll always brush my teeth before having my morning chai , I'll always wait for pressure before going to the loo, always go to the loo before leaving home (no matter what), admire myself from different angles in the mirror before dressing up, wearing my chaddi before my trousers, you know regular stuff done in a routine manner (yawn).



I guess what i'm saying........ is........that I AM B.O.R.E.D.
Im bored of my routine..i'm bored of the news..i'm bored of shah rukh khan..i'm bored of cricket..i liked the idea of IPL but now that the cheer leaders are fully clad , i'm bored of that too..i'm bored of dinners..i'm bored of drinking..i'm bored of diplomacy..i'm bored of air kisses..i'm bored of channel surfing..i'm bored of being cynical..i'm bored of being cautious..i'm bored of it never being enough..i'm bored of gambling..i'm bored of scuba diving..i'm bored of being bored!!! (okay the gambling and diving were just put in there to see if you were paying attention).

how does this happen? I have always been the overly enthusiastic and impulsive kinda guy..
but it has happened and i have reached a stage where i am discussing my boredom with a notebook! you think that age has anything to do with it? maybe...but "they" say 30 is the new 20 ain't it? (don't you sometimes wonder who are these "they" ppl in every generalisation??? whoever "they" maybe , but they sure seem to know a lot about a lot of things!).

You know what else I am bored of....i'm bored of the no. of ambulances i see on a daily basis...it's scary ... Always makes me wonder how could there be such an increase over the past couple of years?

Is India really Shining?

Or is it a handful of people who "represent" India in the headlines of the morning dailies that are Shining?
I don't know....
I don't care to know....

All I know is that today the pressure is not coming yaar...!



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the weak-end is here!!!

hey hey hey!!! whats goin on with you peeps? so is this an amazing start to the weekend or wot?! Paanchvi Paas was Bakwaas.............Tashan was not a Jashan .......&......sree got a slap for free........... those of you who don't know me will probably think that i have finally lost it and those of you who do know me have accepted me the way i am and don't think highly of me anyways so screw you'll! hehe just kidding, i would never say anything bad about the two of you :-*(that's an e-kiss) (pronounced as eeeks!) So i'm drifting, as usual, coming back to life in the city...it's getting hotter by the minute and we have'nt even reached the peak of the Indian summer(not the restaurant i thinks that has now closed coz of blahh) yet! what else is new. 44 degrees in Orissa- 4 to 5 people dead, 42 degrees in Pune-hottest day in 100 years! awesome , and you thought that Inconvenient Truth was a boring movie? well well.... Everyone knows about it but no one actually does anything about it (the G word).
Besides the heat you know what makes me sweat? the lack of medical professionals with a conscience in the city! Purely speaking from my experiences i really feel the need of the hour is "medical counsellors" guys who don't actually treat you just guide you . That can make all the difference. I almost got sucked into doing another surgery to repair the after effects of the one i had done previously! But my indecisiveness and laziness came to my rescue. I found a much easier way out...Time. ( profound ain't it?) So now i have healed naturally and saved a cool 30 grand! The sad thing is that the "surgeons" i consulted knew that this would happen but not 1 of them even as much as hinted the option of waiting! So i recommend not taking doctors/surgeons at face value. Ofcourse no disrespect meant to the ones who are an exception. Just stay away from the scissor-happy ones ;)

who left the dogs out???

aloha...greetings from the chan man! so recently my friends were talking about it and they seem to think that i'm less likely to have an affair (like the extra marital kind)...That sounds just about right and it's good to know that you're perceived as a committed and loyal kind of guy...or is that so? No, that aint true, what they actually meant was that I would'nt probably get enough opportunities come my way! Now that can be a disturbing thought, especially if it came from people you know that well...grrrrr. On further introspection i realize that it's not that i'm looking to have one but it's the thought that they think i can't that bothers me...As the cliche goes "men are like dogs...they need to run behind cars even though they can't drive them!"
It's all about the chase...
sending a bark out loud to all the dogs out there!!!!! keep on running ;)

super star

gotta check out this track dude it's awesome........."mann tu talbat" remixed by dj tushar. I lovve it and am totally hooked for the next week atleast! So try and get your hands on it and if you can't let me know i'll mail it to y'all. Cheers! takhhliya...

U Me Aur Dumb!

ok so like i spent 620 bucks on tickets for this movie, for lack of a better plan...what was i thinking? I guess I was'nt...Better plan would be to dance like Mimoh at home (Mithun Chakraborty's son). By the way, have you seen that ? It's really cool if you can move like that! especially if you have a cockroach problem at home, cos with those moves no chance of anyone surviving or climbing up your pants!
Anyways getting back on the cruise, 1st half is full of wierd scenes with vague dialogues and wierd looking people doing vague things in a wierd manner and jus being vague! Do you get what i mean? Please tell me you found that sentence annoying. The entire 1st half is full of lines like these. And the so called pataoing that happens, when ajay devgan (badly dressed) , meets kajol ( badly dressed) , is so wierd, that you start thinking of any teeny weeny bit of romance that you have ever felt in your life , and realize that was so much cooler than this wierd shit.
2nd half is about memory loss....cheesy lines...lizard fascination...divya dutta's cleavy thats on show in all the scenes for no apparent reason . (And the fact that i'm complaining, means its not cool dude! )
Charryon verdict : as avoidable as constipation.

तेरी जात का ...

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

ELVES HAS YET TO LEAVE THE BUILDING!!!

Don't you go ahead and think I messed up the spelling on that one coz I did Not! Well if I had to opt for a surgery of any kind for the very 1st time in my life, it could not have been called anything less cool. ELVES or Endovenous Laser Therapy For Varicose Veins, is the one I got done(on both legs). It's relatively new and supposed to be easier on the person getting it done, coz the recovery period is much shorter than the conventional surgical method called "stripping". Naturally I had a lot of doubts and questions (being the 1st time and everything) so I asked the doctor about all the things that could possibly go wrong."There will be slight pain, if at all, as that is natural after any surgery, for which we will give you painkillers.Very rarely would there be any side effect.We will make you walk for 30 minutes immediately after" he said with a reassuring smile.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
It's been 2 weeks and 196 pills post surgery and i find myself freaking out outside the clinic of this other general surgeon, coz it's called "The Surgery" ...literally that ...quotes and italics and everything,right on top of the entrance door.....It ain't wrong, but hell it's definitely not reassuring. he he..it's like going to a restaurant called "The Food" !!!...........................................
Well to cut things short all I wanna say to you' ll ( which means the two of you) ............( Damn, I need more of an audience...) is that there is no such thing as a minor surgery!
nope...It's minor for the guy performing it, but definitely not for the guy lying down on that table. After all the fuss you're just like a THANKSGIVING TURKEY waiting to be sliced by the generous host :)

ya ya... whatever

when you're cool..the Sun is always shining on you !.............................................................................
(so what if there's no point to it..it's MY space dude!) oh and if anyone of you want to put up anything interesting, embarassing, or boring on this blog you know where you can send it......Cheers!

wierdos unlimited!!

mornings are rough nowadays especially for those gullible minds that need to read the papers...today i read something new and interesting though.I read about this dude who humped


a table....he he he...Go Arthur Go! I would like to believe that I am fairly open minded and well read when it comes to pornography, you know the regular, front, back, black, white, brown, asian, man-woman, woman-woman, man-man, animal sex (not cool btw) and now this dude has created history of sorts by creating a new genre altogether.....Inanimate sex!


Ya you heard it right, Men are known for wanting to have sex on the table not with it.This man, Arthur Price Jnr was so attracted by this shiny metal picnic table that he was arrested by police for taking things too far!

picture courtesy:TOI (mumbai mirror) monday,April 7, 2008.................................................................................................................................................

arthur's mother:hey arthur... where do you wanna go today?

arthur: mom can we please go to IKEA?

lol

Matrimonial

This particular snap of cameron diaz has been so over used by the news papers that i won't be surprised if soon they start using it for generic representation purposes!
She does'nt even look like that anymore!!.................................................................



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THE BEGINNING ;-)

" tennu leke main khaavanga.....bill deke main jaavanga!!"
seen in this pic- ma lovely wife and moi. ..................................
date- 23rd january 2007.................................
Picture taken by Moneesh Kampani on his sony k700i.(he finished eating much before us!)