Welcome back i'm Charan Panjwani or as Hannibal Lectar calls me- dinner for two!
So I was just wondering the other day that, why do toasters have a setting from 1? who in their right frame of mind is gonna wanna use their toaster on 1??? that's just warm bread ppl !! u wanna warm ure bread...sit on it or sthn, why do you wanna go through all that effort? it's like shagging in a brothel!! getting the MINIMUM possible benefit out of the given apparatus!!! Why would u do that?
anyho's...
The past few days have been somewhat of a revelation for me....i dint have access to the internet, and that made me realise how ridiculously important it is to have it!!! I mean there's Food there's Sex and then there's the Internet!!! not necessarily in that order....i mean that's how i wud put it.... if you thinking of putting anything before Food then please don't bother trying to get to know me cos i don't like you already!
i love u kfc...bless our home with a never ending supply of fried chicken....
status updates and flashing our viewpoints on public platforms has become an extension of one's personality!
the other day i saw that a frd of a common frd's frd had uploaded a video on fb....of her giving birth! Now what in the Name of Steve Jobs was she thinking???? The lines between enthusiasm and dementia have finally blurred away!
(Dementia (taken from Latin, originally meaning "madness", from de- "without" + ment, the root of mens "mind") is a serious loss of cognitive ability in a previously unimpaired person, beyond what might be expected from normal aging. It may be static, the result of a unique global brain injury, or progressive, resulting in long-term decline due to damage or disease in the body. Although dementia is far more common in the geriatric population, it may occur in any stage of adulthood.) .
-courtesy Wikipedia.
Is life in the city making you lonely? are you feeling increasingly insecure about your social skills? are u an idiot trying to prove that you have opinions? no? then stop updating ure profile that often....
Do it when you have something you really would like to share...be a lil selective dude.
Like when u get a promotion, or if you shifting base to nepal, or if you ate the best peperoni pizza....important stuff like that...(in case of the pizza also put up the number)
and try not to put up your views on movies, or your travel schedule or how you lovvvvve your iPad!! we're not interested! also please please do not put up your emotional rants either about how you love your wife/kids/parents/neighbour's wife........errr you can put up the last one (preferably with a pic)!!!
ofcourse i'm kidding you jackass!!!
actually not....
anyways
pictures....hmmmm what do i feel about ppl sharing their pictures on social networking sites.....let me see
if it's something extra ordinary like you shaking a leg with shakira then yes please go ahead and put it up....but if it's gonna be u standing with different backdrops with the same smile in different clothes with the same stupid face of ures then please feel free to NOT share them with the world!
i'm sick of lying to you ppl abt how "i like" the albums....
and then there are things that make you go ummmmmmmmmmmmm WTF!
like wierd applications where a person sitting in a highrise decides to become a farmer???!!! and they keep farming all day and sharing brushells (wtf is tht anyways) and seeds and manure and cows!!!! stop this nonsense ppl....act your age,go brush your teeth, talk to your family members , and stop watching Uttaran for God's sake......and tuck your shirt in...... stop sending forwards and respect the INTERNET.....i'm outta here.
Peace out.
