Bharat Motor Driving School

Things you don't wanna hear when you're sitting in the car with your wife who has just learnt how to drive:-

* let's go for a drive , i'm getting better! Now I can brake and all without being told:)
* we'll go out for a drive but not in the building, coz I can't do corners.
* The driving school guy din't give me the learner's license yet. He said "aap thoda ruko, thoda
aur practice karo."






* I've not banged anyone yet! But i'm not yet comfortable with the changing gears part.
* According to the driving school guy i'm not yet ok with the steering wheel.
* Today I realized the benefits of the horn. You need to use it a lott!

* I'm really not that bad! I don't suck as much as you think I do :p

We are getting famous.

Sign outside entrance of Charryon.blogspot office.

Is it a Bird?? Is it a Plane?? No chutya it's My undies hanging out in the rain.

Getting to know yourself better can be a very disturbing experience at times. At 31 there are'nt many attributes of your personality that you have'nt already discovered.But recently I discovered something about myself that I was oblivious to in all these years.
I had become one of "those people"....you know the kinds who always have something to say about everything...the kinds who have an opinion on everything....the kinds who think they "know it all"....I was one of them!!!!

I hate them people.....I had become them people.

I was feeling dizzy. And then I started feeling queezy in my gut...and a little lower. I even got the loosies. I think it was the prawns. But i'm feeling much better now. Thanks for the flowers.

So I dissected and put Charry under a microscope. What I found was .....(long pause)....pure Genius. I saw that Charry may not know a lot about a lotta things , but he sure is a keen observer. He analyses way too much. It enables him to judge people, situations and general fuk ups with great ease and makes him a little annoying at times. But no more than one would be with any other super hero when they use their super powers to fight evil. Yes Charry is gifted. And yes his Gift is his Curse. He must be an insufferable Know It All.

So the next time you are with Him, you should not question Him or taunt Him when He asks for things to be done in a certain way. You are in the presence of Greatness.

Moral of the story:-
Always look for the cheenee waiter at the restaurant. You'll definitely get quicker service.

BREAKING NEWS!

In India or atleast on Indian news channels every stinky skanky piece of news is Breaking News!

The best part being that , stuff that can't in it's most exagerated depiction also be called "news" is indeed "Breaking News."

Don't take my word for it , coz a wiseman once said "seeing is believing" so pls see it

Do you feel me???

kahani blog blog ki

Announcing the arrival of the best movie critic I have ever come across!!!

Mrs. Amrita Panjwani (applause)

Yes my wife has been inspired by a certain someone (;-) and has started Blogging!

Her blog is about the pleasures and pains of watching movies. It's a refreshingly honest and balanced viewpoint of whats good or whats bad about a particular movie that catches her attention.
She has a no holes barred approach and is unapologetic about what sucks about the movie.
So all the Ramus out there watch out!!
here comes the Show Stopper:-
www.amzincritic.blogspot.com
Enjoy:)

my baby sister.....

We have come a long way....been through so much together....All those times when We have laughed...giggled...scowled...frowned....thrown stuff at each other....Have been special....

I feel a special bond with the three of you now....hence i'm breaking the tradition of "talking crap"... to share with you'll something meaningful today. It's about a special person actually..My sister...komal.


Like many other people i know, she does not read my blog!


So today I decided to write stuff about her so that she would!


(As you'll can see the popularity of this space isn't exactly soaring. If the revenues don't start coming in within the next quarter we'll be forced to shut down our operations , and then all of us will have no choice but to depend on facebook and television for our daily dose of TP)


we'll have to stoop lower (however difficult that may be) to increase our readership.


we might even have to drop our towel hoping to catch more eyeballs. ( although that din't really work for Sanjay Geela Bansali.)


toh kya khayal hai??? Ban na chahte ho hindustan ka sabse bada blog?!?





OK as usual two of you'll have left this conversation coz of lack of trust, in my ability to make sense....no worries as long as there is one person reading this also mere haath rukne waale nahin! nahin! nahin!

Coming back to komaa (like i fondly call her), she is the most thoughtful and lovable sister one could've asked for. This I realise more now than ever before. Distance does help you get better perspective and value for things and people we take for granted...(she has recently moved base to Dubai). She has a distinct laughter(like a car braking at a speed bump at regular intervals)....loud voice(like uski awaaz ki goonj sunai degi tumhe).....and a smile thats full of life! (with two trademark canines peeping)....she is happiest when she is "chilling"(mostly with a large absolute with diet coke).... And hyper active the rest of the time. But an absolute sweetheart. She is almost as straight forward as i am, and a little less chicken than me when it comes to telling people off. She knows what she wants and she won't rest until she gets it.





ok i don't wanna chadhao her too much so i'll keep it short.The reason i'm writing about her is coz it's an easier way to let her know that I love her and admire her.Bas haan. kuchh zyada ho gaya boss.





The many moods of Mrs. Komal Damania-



Sita-



Papita-





Babita-



Senorita-


???????


(come up with a suitable name for this snap and you shall be given due recognition)