Monday, October 5, 2009

No sweat.

Don't you just hate statements that sound all philosophical and deep, but still don't impart any real wisdom or knowledge that you can use? like for example we've all heard lines like <<<The unrest which keeps the never-stopping clock metaphysics going is the thought that the non-existence of this world is just as possible as its existence.>>>

No?

anyways my predicament is quite the opposite of that. I had another one of my pointless wonderings recently that may sound lame but are indeed ....quite deep.

<<Why do we need BO??>>
I mean everything in life has a purpose, a reason for being.....except BO! Whenever you do anything nice for your body like exercising or walking you start to sweat. There's no escaping from it. That's just the way a human body was designed. YOU MOVE....YOU STINK! Why can't Nature be more supportive? I mean what would it be like if that were the case...if sweat actually smelt good? That way things would be a lot simpler don't ya think? Then instead of putting your laundry in a bag , you could put it in a vase....you could go out and buy some odourisers for a change, or maybe hang a sock on the rear view mirror of your car.....and on a really special nite maybe you could have a lil underwear sticking out of your shirt pocket...just to let her know you care!!