What are you doing right now?

As if having to check you're mail wasn't enough to deal with that now there is facebook....either you're on it....or you're missing out....on what you ask me?? I have no friggin clue!
But it's important....why you ask me?? I have no freakin idea!
people are on it all the time.....doing what you ask me?? .....Ask na......hey pls ask me na......
VOICE IN HEAD -"what are they doing charan?"
CHARAN -"i have no friggin clue!

So you get my drift......
It's like ever so often i happen to be on the goddamn page and staring at the options....hmmm VOICE IN HEAD-let's see why don't I add some friends.
CHARAN -I don't really need more friends, I can barely put up with the ones i
already have!
hmmmm V- why don't i buy a new car on speed racer by racing people without actually driving?
V-Or or maybe buy me some pet hotties? eventhough i don't get what that'll achieve but sounds like fun...
V- or maybe update my status and let everyone know that i have the loosies?
CHARAN- maybe not.
V-let me see I have been poked, thrown sheep at,hugged, kissed and i have even recieved 44 drinks!
BUT I"M STILL THIRSTY FOR MORE! you know why? you really wanna know why??
Coz You Can't Really Have the DRinks can ya? dum twit.

300 odd pieces...

"There's something wrong with the world today
I don't know what it is
Something's wrong with our eyes

We're seeing things in a different way
And God knows it ain't His
It sure ain't no surprise"

(livin on the edge- aerosmith)

The week has been dominated by two seemingly disconnected incidences.....but are indeed deeply connected.

what connects them is cold blooded manner in which they occured.

what strikes me the most is that in one case (Maria - Mathew - Grover) the murderers had the nerve to go shopping for bags, knife, etc to a mall to dispose off the body and destroy all evidence, but not before having sex, in the presence of the dead body of a man with whom she had had sex a couple of hours ago!

And in the other (Aarushi Talwar) the mother of the deceased teenager is speaking to the press defending her husband who is the murder accused...

Recently I read that producers are ready to cast Maria in their programmes in order to cash in on her name....That's just about the most disgusting thing I have ever come across.

And about Neeraj's parents I can't even begin to imagine their pain to have lost their son in such a gruesome and tragic manner. May the Force be with them.

She Maroo !

Everyone secretly or obviously, deep down inside or on the surface desires to be famous...at some point in their lives.


People go to extreme and sometimes insane lengths in order to achieve that. Do desperate and obviously gimmicky things in order to get their 5 minutes of "fame.".


(like i did by creating this blog, just so that my handsome pictures can be displayed on a public platform) uhh PS- ignore snap in previous post. I was having a bad hair day :)


OK so coming back to the point I was making... There are people like me and then there are the others who are slightly luckier coz fame follows them in whatever they do...One such example is a friend of mine... Mansi Maroo..(naam toh suna hoga). She is the Co-Producer of the soon to be released film called "Not without my father!" The hindi version of the same is called MERE BAAP PEHLE AAP. It stars Akshay khanna, Paresh Rawal, Om Puri and Genelia.


It's going to hit the screens on June 13th.
Please go and watch it in the theatres only, as a part of the proceeds will be donated to Charry-ty (if you know what i mean ;)
Oh and please don't go looking for the title "Not without my father!"

Charryon apologises. . .

Charryon is as sorry today as it was yesterday.
Charryon assures it's readers, it will be more sorry in the future.
Charryon is feeling Sorry...Sorry does'nt mind it.
Charryon apologises to you,you,you and you.
Charryon apologises to you too, the one with an apology of a face.
Charryon apologises to Akshay Kumar for Tashan, coz YRF did not.
Charryon would like to say srory to Darsheel for it's bad jkoes.
Charryon apologises to Mithun Chakraborty for Mimoh.
Charryon apologises for the extra salt in your dal today.
Charryon apologises to SRK for not watching Paanchvi Paas.
If Charryon does not apologise to it's readers , it feels sorry.

Nano ya na Nano

while driving in the city on any given day, there are a lotta things that we are used to seeing...

like the regular traffic snarls, the taxis, the buses, the autos (if driving beyond mahim)...the roads are narrower than they should be, bikers keep cutting in, MSRTC signs saying work in progress, concrete being replaced for tiles (someone pls tell me why?), and missing a minor bang up here and there....The usual.

now picture the same scene with a million Nanos thrown in each year!

(long pause)

hey don't get me wrong , I'm all for it , coz it is truly a People's Car and it will definitely bring pride and utility of owning a car to many families who need personal mobility.

But are our city roads equipped to handle the consequences? hmmm.

Post Nano Scenario:-

1) Your maid will need a raise coz she can't afford the fuel (for her new nano ofcourse)

2)Nanos strapped on top of SUVs, as a back up option in case your car breaks down.

3)Bikes are replace by Nanos but the guys driving them still think they are on two wheels! Hence they slant everytime they make a turn. ( you don't even wanna know how they take a U turn!)

4)Just like cell phones, every member of the family has one.

Having said all that I have to admit I'm a little torn. It's truly a great deed to be able to pull of the world's cheapest car, but all the same I am selfish and dreading the consequences.

fwd this to ten people within the next 5 mins and all your wishes will come true!!!

sounds familiar does'nt it?
are you one of those superstitious/kind hearted/foolish individuals who actually send out or pass on these mails????
think AGAIN!
or as Steve Carell said it in kung pao - return of the fist "I implore you to reconsider!!"

check this out :-
http://info.org.il/irrelevant/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf

baby boo boo

you know life is made up of a lotta firsts....your first words, first kiss, first slap, first fling, first day at school, first day at work, first rejection, first car, first chic you bonked (and i mean the word chic here with the highest sense of respect ;). So it's always exciting to go through the first half of your life coz there are so many firsts. After a while everything seems more familiar and a feeling of having been there and done her ooops i meant done that creeps in , making life a little less exciting and we call that experience!


So by the time you turn 30 ( which I have not so long ago.....14 months ago to be precise) you don't remember the last time you had a "first". But I recently had a first....and it's something I wanna share with you'll. Ok hold your breath.


Recently it was the First time i got puked on!!!! YAY


It was awesome. Wait don't you go ahead and assume that I've lost my marbles (never understood that expression, but always wanted to use it!)


The reason I liked it coz the cutey who puked on me is our dear friends' 5 month old baby!


kabeer :)
He is the most adorable gorgeous doe eyed cutey I have ever seen! It is so tempting to grab his cheeks and hold him that even I gave it a shot! And he did not I repeat DID NOT cry! in fact he liked me so much that he offered to share his food with me:)
ok that's about my recent first.
So here's to looking forward to a whole lotta firsts in the second half of our lives!!!
Cheers!

Hungry kya???

pizza delivered in 30 mins or you get it free! sounds familiar? ofcourse it does. Undoubtedly one of the most remarkable and successful marketing strategies of our times!
Did you know that initially they deliberately used to deliver a little late so that they could indeed distribute free pizzas every now and then, knowing that people would then publicize their brand for them!
That's an old story now ...coz now the brand is where it needs to be, almost synonymous with the word Pizza itself! So now they're never late.
I'm sure every one of you must have at some point noticed a pizza delivery guy whizzing past trying to cut lanes, beat the traffic and jump signals, all this to try and have the pizza delivered within 30 mins. It is hazardous and I can definitely live with getting my pizza 5 mins late...
(nah!)
anyways what's amusing though is that almost all the food delivery guys, on bikes, think they're johny boy(you know from dhoom). They're all like revved up at the signal, almost like a race.
It's awesome.... the other day one of them did a wheely in front of my car and i got some free burgers on my hood! (well that din't exactly happen , but that wud've been cool ha?).
So the next time you see one of these possessed , obsessive "i have to get that pizza there even if I have to run You over" kinda guys.....let them pass.
Amen

a little less conversation,lot more action guaranteed!

how has life been treating you guys lately? great i'm sure... coz there is hardly anytime to ponder. Lets see... a regular day for most of us comprises of the morning alarm, quick shower, a hurried breakfast, traffic, heat, inefficient colleagues/subordinates/staff, meetings, blood sucking clients, tough competition, lunch, smoke break, pressing need of more capital, newer ideas, bigger orders OR better bosses, more appreciation, more days off.
To lighten things up we have that mid week drink, catch a movie, check out a new restaurant and basically catch up with the going ons on the social front...
What we forget or do not even realise is "we have no Me-Time". By that I mean some time set aside to basically clear your head of everything...and just be by yourself ...with yourself...doing what you enjoy doing most... feel free in that moment.

Can Routine and Freedom co-exist? We are all slave to the routine...hence have sacrificed our freedom without even realising it! It's like The Matrix in a strange way...we are living but are we really alive? when was the last time you left your home while it was pouring and wandered off without having a plan or an umbrella? Do you feel like a part of you is handicapped when you forget your cell phone at home? How dependent are you on technology? Do you feel restless when you can't check your mail? Not too long ago when you were waiting for your friends to come and get you, and they were late...what would you have done? ...waited... But You can't do that today. Why? Coz time is precious and we're all in a hurry. In a hurry to get there.

I guess what i'm trying to note here is that we should slow down once in a while.
Drink a tall glass of water or beer with our eyes closed and feel it go down. Take a deep cleansing breath. Take a walk . Have an interesting conversation with a couple of smokes and a cuppa coffee. And be thankful.
Thanful 2 be alive, 2 be free and 2 just be Me :)

charry predicts.

The Times Of India.

5th may 2018



Headlines:

1) kanjurmarg kings beat lokhandwala lions by 6 wkts.

2) Srk gifts farah khan one of the islands he recently bought for the spectacular box office returns from his film "main don... tu kaun?"

3)Reliance successful in creating SRZs in all the metros.Srz i.e specialized Reliance Zones where all the inhabitants will be exclusive reliance customers.Their power,telecommunication,automobiles,clothing,food grains,milk,eggs,bread,etc will all be supplied by Reliance Industries.Employment to all the SRZ residents will also be exclusively at Reliance Industries.

4)After the completion of the bandra-santacruz flyover now you can reach from malabar hill to andheri in jus 5 hours!

5)Man accused of shooting the judge while court was in session , gets bail due to lack of witnesses.

6)Srk to star opposite Ram Gopal Verma's new find, the 18 year old urmila mali.

7)Sachin out of the austrailian tour for chronic headache.

8)Rakhi Sawant and Shobha De launch a new Music album in collaboration, called "Rakhi tujhe ye Shobha nahi deta!"

9) All new buildings to have a helipad by the end of the year.

10)Thomas cook introduces "a month on the moon!" packages starting from Rs. 99,99,000/-*
* rates shown are per person on twin sharing basis.taxes and oxygen extra!





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