The Times Of India.
5th may 2018
Headlines:
1) kanjurmarg kings beat lokhandwala lions by 6 wkts.
2) Srk gifts farah khan one of the islands he recently bought for the spectacular box office returns from his film "main don... tu kaun?"
3)Reliance successful in creating SRZs in all the metros.Srz i.e specialized Reliance Zones where all the inhabitants will be exclusive reliance customers.Their power,telecommunication,automobiles,clothing,food grains,milk,eggs,bread,etc will all be supplied by Reliance Industries.Employment to all the SRZ residents will also be exclusively at Reliance Industries.
4)After the completion of the bandra-santacruz flyover now you can reach from malabar hill to andheri in jus 5 hours!
5)Man accused of shooting the judge while court was in session , gets bail due to lack of witnesses.
6)Srk to star opposite Ram Gopal Verma's new find, the 18 year old urmila mali.
7)Sachin out of the austrailian tour for chronic headache.
8)Rakhi Sawant and Shobha De launch a new Music album in collaboration, called "Rakhi tujhe ye Shobha nahi deta!"
9) All new buildings to have a helipad by the end of the year.
10)Thomas cook introduces "a month on the moon!" packages starting from Rs. 99,99,000/-*
* rates shown are per person on twin sharing basis.taxes and oxygen extra!
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