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So I was on my way back from work earlier today, you know driving and looking around, cos hell there’s always entertainment to be caught on the streets of Mumbai.
Well most of the time, when your past the stage where the traffic bugs the crap out of you. And I came across this traffic police jeep, you know the ones that have neon safety messages on top of them. It’s a pretty cool idea you know like a mobile reminder of common traffic offences that you might knowingly or unknowingly commit. Got to hand it to them they’re getting pretty tech savvy and stuff which is awesome. Only if they had a lil more command over the engish language that’d be great. So I’m like behind one of these jeeps and the messages are beaming in bright neon red…DRIVE SAFELY..DON’T CUT LANE…WEAR HELMET…BLAH BLAH ………IT WAS ALL GOOD UNTIL I read the next couple of messages………..
ACCIDENTS OCCUR RARELY …… (so does that mean we shud relax a bit and not look on the road a lot?)
AND …..BLOW SLOW, GO SLOW!......... well I definitely agree with that one…kuchh cheezon ka mazaa dheere liye jaata hai!
The other thing I often see is paunchy , balding very unfit men in their early 40s, wearing tracks and shiny white running shoes with t-shirts that hug their stomachs ever so lovingly as if it were body paint! The reason they catch my attention ( don’t get me wrong, I’m a fat guy and definitely not gay, hence I observe them for purely comical reasons bitch!) is that they all got this bounce in their walk, you know like they start feeling fit just wearing these work out costumes. They got this pace in their swagger as if they’re really walkin fast…and the chin is up with a broad grin. It’s quite something. They might have just returned after tucking in a few dosas from a roadside stall , or maybe a beer at the club, but their walk says that “I’ve had the best work out of my life! "
On a more personal note let me tell you that I have lost 6 kgs in 6 weeks…(applause)
Now that could be an ordinary thing for most ppl but not me ….i’m 31 years old and have been trying to lose weight for the past 20 . But somehow din’t ever get around to sticking to my plans. Well now that I have stuck onto it for 6 weeks I thought I might immortalise this feeling by putting it up there…for the world to see it.(okay okay for the 2 of you to see it)…so ya I did it. It feels good ..in fact it feels so good that I wanted to put up “before” and “after” pictures…except that they look pretty much the same :p
So I was gonna tell you’ll about my magical diet but I’m still waiting to get it patented.
Ya you read that right. It’s a pretty big deal nowadays you know. Like a guaranteed weight loss thing. It’s big. Lotsa money to be made there. According to the latest statistics “3 out of every 7.5 ppl are trying to lose weight.”
I call it the “saaru 6 par maru 6” diet !
