Normally the disclaimers are at the end of any article...why is that so? Isn't it like saying something that might be offensive but going ahead and saying it anyway just cos you can add 2 lines at the end saying that it's not supposed to rub someone the wrong way?
it's like i can shit in your hat,but you can't sue me cos i will claim that i just tried to make it fit your head better!
so now i'm gonna shake things up a bit here.....the order will now be reversed....forever..forever(echoes)
THE DISCLAIMER
i am not a sexist/classist/racist/m.c.p or belong to any cult. i would like to think of myself as a person who deeply respects women and loves them (in all shapes and sizes.) i would never objectify them or treat them as sex objects and they're definitely not the weaker sex in my opinion.They are smarter better looking and have a more balanced understanding of situations than men and most animals.
okay having said all that i am free....freee to say what i want without offending my (female only )readers.
what is it with men and boobs? what is it that makes all the faculties of a man go all fuzzy when faced with a pair of great tits?why do we remember speed boats when looking at a deep cleavage?why do the lyrics of a popular song go as"everybody needs a bosom for a pillow"?
they say staring at breasts can actually add years to a man's life!
i can't think of a single male body part that can add anything to anyone's life...we have no magical body parts(except one). Thats it. and the only magical power that it has is to double up as a brain when erotically charged. and it does do tricks for few very special people only.
but boobs, they have a more universal appeal. You can become really famous if you own a pair of good looking jugs! like a movie star or a pop icon...you don't even need acting skills or a good voice you just need the right bra!
men on the other hand have to atleast own a Harley to be famous.(locally)
i guess i'll never really figure out a man's boob fixation....and what can't be fought must be endured. (deep sigh) so i guess i'll go now and to all the men out there there's only one thing i'd like to say............."all the breast my friend!"
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