hello everyone! what's going on and how have you been? long time man! well now that we're done with our pleasantries we may commence this never ending joyride of you reading about my innermost thoughts laid out for you in the outermost form, carefully worded to just about pass the censor boards and packaged to sound slightly less gory and slightly more sophisticated than it actually is.Phew that was a long sentence.
Well the reason for this long hiatus is that in the past few weeks i have travelled far and wide to explore different cultures, way of life and food. Now I am ready to share all those experiences with you. In my endeavour to enrich the lives of those i touch (not literally) it is my moral responsibility to tell you'll that amongst all the states i have been in, it is the state of happiness that's most important. You must visit it as often as you can. wah. how deep are we?
While i was away we had received a lotta complaints and suggestions. Well there were more complaints (3 nos.) than suggestions(1 no.)
we have come up with suitable responses:-
Complaint:- there isn't any parking available outside the charryon office! grr
Response:- Dear sir, we work from a tiny office that is situated in the basement of an old building.(we can't stoop any lower). We do not have access to sunlight/fresh air/cell phone network. We have to keep our phones near the ceiling fan to be able to receive calls and don't even get me started on how we answer them. So unless you are visiting us to invest/donate funds or make us an offer that we can't refuse, please do not be disappointed if we can't offer you a parking space!
Complaint:- you all are a bunch of losers! :p
Response:- Dear sir, bc,mc,mkc,gkl.
Suggestion:- Charan i think you should go see someone. There is nothing wrong with that. I'm sure you can come out of it.
Response:- Dear well-wisher. I did go see someone at your behest. I beleived you when you said there is nothing wrong with that. But then my wife found out. And she beat the crap outta me. Now i find it very hard to sit on 1 bum and type with just one finger.
Please keep those hate mails coming. It gives us a lotta encouragement and more importantly ..it gives us something to do:-)
(partially begged/borrowed/stolen from www.happilyunmarried.com )
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