I don't give a SHIT!

having just recovered from a bout of diarrhea, I have learnt one thing for sure
"ki maut aur tatti kahin bhi aur kabhi bhi aa sakte hain!"
Yes it's that certainty of life that we all must learn to accept, no matter how difficult it may
be. For those of you who got in late :
"Diarrhea is loose, watery stools. A person with diarrhea typically passes stool more than three times a day. People with diarrhea may pass more than a quart of stool a day. "
In fact it's such a common feature in our lives that we even gave it a "pet name" loosies :0)
So cute , such a harmless sounding word to describe a condition which can take a person to the very edge of sanity!
Another unpleasant observation when you get the "loosies" is - farts can be tricky.... yea you heard me! It's not always what you see (smell) is what you get! Sometimes you can get more than you asked for!
that's right. I said it.
So basically after you've gone to the loo 6 to 7 times in like 7 mins you start talking to yourself (on the pot) coz by then you've read the news paper... backwards and also the directions to use on your shampoo bottle. You start to wonder about everything that you might have eaten in the last 48 hours and it's almost definite that you'll come up with a particular food item that has caused you this misery! It's human nature . You need to have something to blame. "I knew i should'nt have eaten that quiche! ! grr damn that quiche! I'm never eating that quiche again!

So after you've recovered from this bout of acute diarrhea life slowly starts getting back on track...you've put the ghosts of your GASTROENTERITIS behind you.
your smiling again and are at a friend's party...and all you can think of is "Bring me some quiche!"