coming of age? what does that phrase mean? it's a relatively loose term. it could mean different things at different stages in one's life. At the stage that I am currently.....coming of age means not cringing at the possibility of maybe having to dye. (i hope i got that spelling right!)
I'm only on the brink of being a young adult (all of 31 yrs 11 mts and 9 days) and have stopped feeling bad if things don't go as per plan...coz hey sometimes they don't. in fact if i had a tomb stone it would read - SHIT HAPPENS!
well age also brings with it a lot of depth. yeah...what's that all about. it's like you're scraping the bottom of you're soul and finding layers that you never knew existed. Hence you start feeling all wise and shit. You really wanna be there for people and dispense advice and even if you have none you won't quit, coz hey now that they know that you're older you must have certain pearls of wisdom to dish out every now and then , so you go for safe classic lines. like this too shall pass...or whatever happens, happens for the best...
So you're this wiser more matured and experienced person now. Until one day an insignificant fuck of an insect comes along and gives you a disease that takes everything out of you for a good 2 weeks! Kehte hain-ek machhar aadmi jo hijra bana deta hai!
But i choose to change that dialogue to ek machhar aadmi ko ek sasta china made handset bana deta hai!
coz man your body heats up involuntarily to burning point even if u speak for a minute, you look like all your functions are ok untill you try going to pee and almost feel like a shockwave just ran through your murugadoss, your batteries need to be recharged every hour (by burying yourself under all the possible blankets/bedsheets/quilts/rajais possible)(and making a couple of relatives sit on top of that heap) but the damn vibration caused by the inefficiency is enough to shake em all!
ya so basically i look good on the outside , but my insides are as useless as a chinese mobile handset right now.
(beep)
BATTERY LOW.
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