diet another day! (अब हिन्दी में) अपने नजदीकी सिनेमा घर में .

as one grows older,it becomes more and more difficult to lose weight...becoz by then ure body and ure fat are pretty good friends. So yes we try and try....but nuthn major really comes out of it.(atleast most of the time with most of the ppl..Mostly) . the worst part is wen u go to a doctor.any doctor.for any problem. "now u must lose some weight" will definitely be a part of his post prescription advice.

So basically ill be telling the doc…“I’ve been having this real bad headache… mostly at night” and he’d be like “yes I’ll give you a three day course” …oh but you must lose some weight J… Or like “doc I have this tooth that needs to be extracted…” and he’ll go like “ill take you’re x-rays and we’ll see wat we can do… looks like you’ve put on weight na? hmmm u must do something, its not good” :~) and then ill be going like “doc I think I’m putting on weight… what do u think I should do?? And he’ll go “not at all…in fact, you look fine!” anyways that’s how it is…
Then we go through every diet that we hear about…the Atkins diet… The Carb Curfew diet …the General Motors diet…The Only Watermelon diet…The Only Seafood diet… we religiously eat soy, replace paneer with tofu, stay off alcohol, torturing ourselves to the very limit…a couple of days go by… And then a very close friend is getting married!!! Yay!!! Party time!!! Full on party scene… Youngster’s night... Dance practice… Kebabs… Daaru-shaaru… Sangeet …. Bam! You’re fatter than before u started!
So basically I believe in moderation now.

Pros and cons of dieting ............................
Pros -
1) You might lose weight temporarily
Cons -
1) Life is shit
2) You think about bread more than u can possibly imagine
3) You catch yourself staring at other peoples plates next to you.
4) Butter chicken is a part of your dreams in some way or the other.
5) Caffeine intake doubles.
6) You’re not a very pleasant person to be around.
7) You start buying food products that are over-priced (organic you know)
Just to list a few from the top of my head.
So…screw that shit and pass me the parathas…

Conclusion-

LIVE FREE OR…DIET HARD!

And remember:"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO! What a Ride"

Disclaimer:- this is a work of fiction and no person living or dead should take this seriously or derive any advice from the matter written about.It is purely for entertainment purposes only.

Or not.