Friday, March 14, 2008

tele pati

ive reached a stage in life when the television forms an integral part of


my being...having said tht i must also add tht my overall threshold for boredom


has gone up considerably...inspite of that there are times when i JUS CANT TAKE THIS SHIT no more!!!!! i wanna yell pull out my hair and make annoying gurgling sounds with my throat so tht i am a lil entertained...mildly amused so tht i can take my focus away frm the crap tht comes on tv.


kyunki chhaas bhi kabhie dahi theeee...


y do all these stupid channels have dyslexic ppl wrkn for them...all "k"s seem to be repeated,


vowels are used generously and all the scenes and sets and sounds look the same! duh...


even surfing with the volume on is irritating cuz u are most likely to come across a deafening chorus of "aaaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaa" if u knw wat i mean.


screw tht even ad campaigns are losing the plot!


have u seen tht ad which starts with "kick mein aapki...." metlife.....i wud never buy a policy jus cuz of tht stupid jingle


"na sar jhuka ke kijo....HDFC bk where all these characters have a chronic spine condition 4 wich they dont and cant bend


munna ko mania hui gayaa re????? wat the f$#@ is tht? (the noodle brand)


and the constant hammering of mundane useless annoyingly shallow and worthless


gossip tht is knwn as "BREAKING NEWS!"


kareena gets a love bite(besides her bare bak there was nuthn worth seeing )


rakhi sawant definitely is the most news worthy person according to them...


and wat is with channels like india tv....somebody pls tell them we get the point even if the news isnt repeated a gazillion times in one day!


anyways i can go on cuz i have visibly and evidently been very affected by this...according


to my counsellor i shudnt talk abt it too much.


the positive outcome of all of this is tht my social life stands a chance now and my wife does respond to


me wen i spk to her or ask her anythng...so life is good!!! chow


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