reality bites!

on a normal day by the time i get home, and am done with dinner i have little "energy/ enthusiasm/or will" left....to do anything. ( don't worry i'm not writing to ask for some magic rudraksh that can energise and rejeuvenate my lifestyle like you see on home shopping ) hence it's understandable for most of you (except few of my crazed female fans) that i write very rarely nowadays.
"But then what prompted you to write today?" asked mrs. malhotra with a quizzical expression on her face and a tiny smile trying to escape from below her hair lined lips, quivering with an unending desire to fornicate with my fingers right there in front of the judge.
Nahin Mee Lard! (read- no! my Lord)
sorry..i strayed away.
haan so i was saying that i was flipping channels today and suddenly i could not take it anymore. the ever dwindling standards of television programming on our national network is beyond apalling! it's afalling it's abawling !
in the name of reality shows they have the ugliness of the world in all shapes and sizes covered in all the colours possible with noises blaring out of them and their background enough to make a turd twist in disgust!
ok for our more sensitive readers i apologise for the graphic nature of this article.
there are people who are willing to come on tv and make such complete asses of themselves...and for what? a prize of 10 thousand rupees and a few seconds on air?
so basically i'm either watching tv in it's lowest form in the name of reality tv or regressive looking / sounding soaps or channels that are trying to sell you stuff!
which by the way is amazing.
they're all trying to sell you products that can change your life! by either melting your fat on the side of your tummy or changing your luck by wearing a pendant or even helping you get rid of your hunched back....all from the comfort of your home! to validate these products they have firangs speaking with desi voice overs which is so well done that it could fool anyone into believing that these people have actually tried them!
So what are you waiting for ? take that remote and click your life away!

Ps: on a hindi news channel the other day i saw, that the fish that's in your kitchen could have dynamite in it! no points for guessing the name of the channel.