habibi...........kya haal hai. hum abhi dubai se aya...tum khush hone ka aur gaana gaane ka...dubai se aya mera dost ..toh dost ko salaam karo! tum humko salaam kar sakta hai par hum Dubai ka shaikh ko salaam karta hai!
well having been there for the 1st time i am pretty impressed....being one of the most central locations on the globe it deserves all the acclaim for being an ideal city for the world travellers ( i hope i'm not goofing up on the geography part cos hey who am i fooling it is'nt one of my strenths...my grammer is a littel week too). i'm kidding you turdface!
i was impressed by their buildings,their cars, their systems ..but most of all i was impressed by their unrelenting desire to be the best. The burj is apparantly one of the tallest residential towers in the world standing at 175 odd storeys! And here's the best part...the height can be increased at any time! Hence they would continue to be the tallest tower even if anyone else decided to go taller!
Coming back to the part it was my first visit...i felt like a bihari babu in the city for the first time. i actually could'nt resist posing next to cars that were'nt mine! And trust me I would NEVER do anything like that unless my mouth actually opened a wee bit.
speaking of my mouth....it did open a lot on this trip...well it normally did so in front of a Hardy's beef burger or a Marble slab ice cream place or a pair of very pretty legs on a Chanel saleswoman person. I think it opened so much that my wife will make sure that it does'nt do so for a while.
Speaking of my wife....she deserves an award ...like something a little higher than a Bafta and a little under a Padmashri in terms of prestige value. The award will be to acknowledge her generous soul and unending patience while looking after a retard on the loose!
The retard in question is Your's Truly. and the patience and generosity shown were worth a mention on this exclusive space cos i'm a horrible person to shop for or with!
enough said!
speaking of enough.....i don't think that the number of cars or watches you own can ever be enough especially in a place like Dubai. cos the sales people at malls wear Rolex s and every third person drives a 2 door convertible.
in fact even the crows out there are conscious of how they move. They wear Rolexs too, except they prefer to call it Crolex...hahaha
To conclude the city is crazy and living there can really get addictive!
But now i'm back...from out of space...but I will survive. (background music)
al-rite then.
!retal sklof uoy ees ll'i
(last line to be read backwards you dimwit!)
enough said.
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