Feelin Hot hOt Hot!

it's so damn hot!!! What's going on with the weather dude? if you're in Bombay these days you'll agree. The other day while driving to work (my car ac has conked) i was smoking without a cigarette in my hand! or atleast thats what it felt like. i mean there was smoke and heat sans the satisfaction of a cigarette. I don't mean that it's good to smoke...pls don't get me wrong Mr. Ramadoss. It was just a way of expressing my views about the heat in Bombay. I love calling my city Bombay so I stick to it. I know it's incorrect to do so coz it's officially Mumbai now. But pls don't get me wrong Mr. Thackaray, it's an unofficial documentation of my heat, errr that din't come out right. But you get what I'm trying to say here.



They say that images communicate more effectively than words when trying to send out a message.So for the greater good of mankind I have put up a picture of myself after a 20 minute drive in the afternoon without air conditioning.

PICTURE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE WEAK HEARTED OR PREGNANT WOMEN.





Ya so it's crazy coz if you're out on the streets long enough your head starts emanating fumes and don't be upset if you get mild headaches and nausea, or if you wanna kill someone it's a natural reaction of the outer heat encouraging your inner Heat to get violently hot. errrr

I just realised that writing is so much more satisfying than talking. The beauty of it being that you don't have to have someone stand and listen to you, ........(personally I don't have a problem even if nobody is listening but at the tender age of 31.5 one does have to be a lil careful about one's image and not give people reason to believe tht the recent plunge in the economic scenario has affected your mental health).......coz when you write it's an assumption that someone will read what you've written. till the end. even if it is 18 pages....FRONT AND BACK!



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your pee pee will turn into a limp bourbon biscuit that has been dipped in the tea longer than required.

At least that will guarantee me some amount of readership.

(But then i'll only have superstitious and insecure bastards reading my material, and they are not my target audience.)

Is it still audience when your writing ???

well whatever you get my point. If you know the correct word to be used instead of the highlighted one please let me know.

So the other day i stepped out for a drink with a bunch of my happening friends to this happening club...okay okay with just one of my friends to this hole in the wall kinda place called

the woodside inn at colaba. Nice place with good beer. Anyways the reason i mention it is coz it's the first time I was at a bar where no one was smoking. I must admit that it's a relly good change. Being a smoker I did find it a lil annoying at first , but I smoked lesser that night than i normally would've. And it was nice to be in a smoke free environment. Thank you Mr. Ramadoss.