Sunday, June 29, 2008

Is it a Bird?? Is it a Plane?? No chutya it's My undies hanging out in the rain.

Getting to know yourself better can be a very disturbing experience at times. At 31 there are'nt many attributes of your personality that you have'nt already discovered.But recently I discovered something about myself that I was oblivious to in all these years.
I had become one of "those people"....you know the kinds who always have something to say about everything...the kinds who have an opinion on everything....the kinds who think they "know it all"....I was one of them!!!!

I hate them people.....I had become them people.

I was feeling dizzy. And then I started feeling queezy in my gut...and a little lower. I even got the loosies. I think it was the prawns. But i'm feeling much better now. Thanks for the flowers.

So I dissected and put Charry under a microscope. What I found was .....(long pause)....pure Genius. I saw that Charry may not know a lot about a lotta things , but he sure is a keen observer. He analyses way too much. It enables him to judge people, situations and general fuk ups with great ease and makes him a little annoying at times. But no more than one would be with any other super hero when they use their super powers to fight evil. Yes Charry is gifted. And yes his Gift is his Curse. He must be an insufferable Know It All.

So the next time you are with Him, you should not question Him or taunt Him when He asks for things to be done in a certain way. You are in the presence of Greatness.






Moral of the story:-
Always look for the cheenee waiter at the restaurant. You'll definitely get quicker service.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

with Great Power comes Great Responsibility